Hiatus

The blog has been slowly grinding to a halt lately (much like myself) and has also been getting me into trouble/upsetting people (again much like myself). In short, the future of this infrequent rambling is uncertain.

The site has also been fairly quiet for a week or so now, but that's just because I've got some essay deadline tomorrow and Monday, and because I'm trying to leave the top link as Project Superman for as long as possible (which has sold approximately 0 copies! Wooo!). Don't worry, the site is fine, it's just the blog that's in danger.

There are several options, 1) I could get a life and stop wasting my time whinging on the internet, 2) I could password protect it or 3) I could use it to serialise my novel 'The Pointless Life of Derek Stone'. I'm currently thinking the latter option as that means I can still earn money from it... it'll be a bit of a radical change but change can be good!

For old time's sake though what have I been up to since I last wrote here? Well I nearly lost my head at Thorpe Park when Stinky came to visit and we both thought it would be a good idea to ignore the warning signs and stand up on the dingies. Literally a near-death-experience for both of us. My life flashed before my eyes - it was dull and depressing.
I've also been out a fair bit. Recently to the 'Winter Wonderland Ball' where I got to wear a suit. Janik and I watched Bond first to get ourselves in the correct frame of mind. We had matching red ties.
I also did the centurian challenge with Holly on Friday, which was... messy. And yesterday I went on a climbers' pub crawl dressed as batman. I did this while iller than anyone has ever been and today I think I might be actually dying.

I can't write any more than that as I have a lecture in five minutes. My last lecture of this semester actually. Scary stuff.

Stay tuned anyway to see what eventually becomes of this fine piece of literature.