Gorging on drugs

Sorry I've been away for a while again, I've been busy with far more important things; for example just now I've been listening to Boston while engaging in naked air guitar. There's something very liberating about listening to power rock and punching the air completely starkers, and their lyrics speak to me (they must do - I'm the only person in the room). Hours of fun.

I some important appointments Wednesday, a day on which I felt very organised and professional (I love meetings). One appointment was with my Cognitive Development lecturer but the really cool one was the Naked Nutrition expo to which I was a invited as a VIP. Nathan was too and I also brought Janik so we were like a cool health gang at an important meeting of strong people. To be honest it was a little dissapointing as I had kind of imagined lots of stalls (I also love stalls) and was kind of hoping to promote my site there or get some kind of fitness modelling job (I recently got offered my first modelling job 'meeting and greeting' at some mobile phone promotional event but I decided to turn it down due to my lack of expertise and the lies on my modelling card...). These things did not happen.
Still though it was a worthwhile event and I managed to try lots of new stuff. All three of us bought a discounted tub of muscle milk (review going live in like 2 minutes) and I also got a sachel of 'Nitrous Oxide Black Powder' which sounded fairly ominous. As a reward for coming we also all got a little goody bag with all kinds of drugs in it and afterwards we went for a lovely meal at Old Orleans.

Just now I have decided to eat pretty much all of said goody bag and so am full of drugs. This perhaps explains the afformentioned naked air guitar and also why I am currently trembling and shaking about like a mad man (that would be the caffeine tablets kicking in which should come in very handy for tuesday mornings (although I tend to do that occasionally anyway)). My housemate just found me crouching on the table eating a 'ball of protein'.
It also explains the most awesome workout in the history of mankind. I did over 13 separate exercises and just didn't seem to want to go home (the gym is my home man!). That's the Nitrous Oxide which unfortunately had the bad side effect of repeating on me several times during the session. Other than that it's another awesome discovery, expect another positive review when I can be bothered to get my ass into gear.

My other activities this week have consisted of watching various films with various people and going to the Afro Carribean society night in the union on Monday. It was a bad decision really as I'm not that black actually and I had a lecture the next day at 8.30 but I went anyway as everyone was very persuasive and I have no will power. I really could have used those caffeine tablets Tuesday morning as I didn't get to bed until 4am giving me a total of four hours sleep. Not cool. Awesome night though.

The repurcusions of Fetish night are also still hanging over me however. I decided to make my profile picture on Facebook a thong shot because I am a disturbing and unpleasant person and that's gone down badly with practically everyone I know. I'm a horrible person though so it's not coming down - especially while it's upsetting my sister so badly. I am probably the most embarrasing brother on Earth.
I've also been trying to politely phase out the texting with the girl I met that night but it's turning out not to be so easy. Especially as I bumped into her the other day in town and had to pretend I couldn't see her even though I was looking right at her. I achieved this by having dead eyes so she'd think I was a moron (an easy feat for me). It was awkward and I feel bad but it's the only polite way... I think.

That's all the news that I'm permitted to write here so stay tuned for another fortnight and you might get some more random drivel. I've got some interesting activities planned next week including my sister coming to visit (never easy, particularly as she looks older than I do) so I might even have something to write about.